Matthew Rohrer Wonder Woman The children and I sat down to dinner and while we ate we listened to a Wonder Woman LP from 40 years ago, in which Wonder Woman is captured, after being duped, by Mars, the God of War, and taken to another dimension, whose egress he seals with his flaming sword, "like a scar" he says, and then they proceed with a metaphysical struggle in which they call up avatars of their respective natures--- Wonder Woman calls up a dove; Mars a hawk; Wonder Woman calls up a folk singer; Mars calls upon Hitler. "Hitler?" Wonder Woman says. This is so boring, said my daughter.