Emily Toder My Spirited Car I have driven three of the same car I love I have replaced its parts so slowly it has not stayed the same car I have falsely asserted a consistent spirit to my car, which I nourish I have totaled a car I have tried to impress people in I have totally impressed them in it Once I learned about cruise control it became hard to stop Once I drove 34 miles on cruise control That’s my record Once I became weak for the rest of my life I never talked my way out of a ticket All my speeding tickets I would do again Once I didn’t drive to him when I totally could have Once I got a ticket for driving without a seatbelt because I was driving great without a seatbelt and I was really happy until I was finally convicted I fought it but I was ultimately convicted I was formally convicted of this by a fair judge who didn’t know me The charge is called: “Unrestrained driver (no seatbelt)” and that money which I paid to the state for wanting to drive in this vulnerable state has funded something and I hope it is working out for that something and that something good or even great has come out of my driving in this unrestrained manner in my highly spirited automobile towards no one